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Jules Sans Scrupules
He does have a conscience, contrary to this nickname some people gave him only because he was always telling unlimited truths about certain taboo-like subjects. Recently all-of-a-sudden decided to keep his age a secret and says he wants to stay 24 forever. We got hold of some secret documents however that show us he must be from the 1966-draft, as are Kiefer Sutherland, Christy Canyon, John Cusack, Sandra Bullock, Janet Jackson, Samantha Fox, Wessel van Diepen, Jason Patric, Ian Kerkhof and Paul Elstak. And even though people think he’s high all the time, he never uses any drugs. Full name: Julius Benedictus Thyssen, and, well, dictus bene he does alright: This is the (in)famous lying radio-jock in Patapoep-Radio’s "Iets Met Klootzak". No wonder they call him the "vuile onverbeterlijke rotwereldverbeteraar". Thinks Chris Elliott, Bill Hicks, Jerry Seinfeld, John Cleese and Tommy Cooper are comedic geniuses. Also tends to create web-pages like these. Very likely to get in trouble with his internet service provider one way or the other..

We zijn ermee bezig..
Focussing on gossip and revenge?
On this page you will see other people's names appear and disappear in the future. People that i.m.h.o. just don't receive enough e-mail, or can never receive enough from whatever from whoever by mail. As a result this will be a perfect outlet for my ideas about some human beings alive and kickin' today..

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DJ Heinz, de sterrengeek
Full name: Hens Zimmerman, also known as boldspot Hens, would-be air-plane-pilot and astronomer, major in self-critique and tolerance. His first name derives from Hensekijne, the famous ruler from the Yoghurt planet. Also my cousin and partner-in-crime since childhood, for Patapoep Radio, Immortalware, cracking software and some published cult-media-material. We often end up working as a team and are currently working on what probably will be the final episode of Inferno Magazine. Now the internet has completely taken over Hens' life and well, check out his site sometime.

Madonna Ciccone
Hens’ ex-girlfriend. She reads most mail she receives, when you try and behave yourself. You might even receive an answer if you play it smooth. Then you can say to your friends: "Hey, just a minute, I have mail from Madonna.." Of course the poor girl must be very busy having the same name as that other one..
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Click this line to mail a real s.o.b.!
This is one of those jerks that starts a business and then thinks he's something more than everybody else by giving the jobs to those that can't do shit. Be sure to remember his address and whenever you feel angry about anything, and I mean ANYTHING AT ALL, just mailbomb his ass! Here's an URL for programs you can use for that. Hope his mail-box gets so flooded his 'important business mail' gets thrown out. He deserves it! And be sure to tell him where you got his address from, 'cause this is my revenge. I'm not even gonna start telling you why...

Click this line to see the freaks that didn't want me to work on their site because of my personal 'involvement' with one of their employees. They accuse me of being a stalker now, can you believe that? Now you can all understand when things don't function well on their site. Of course I would have been perfect for the job, but they probably thought I was too old to understand the minds of young kids today or something stupid like that. Like I'm ever too old for anything, gee wiz. Now they have some lazy always stoned Nintendo-kid to do it.



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